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We Need a Place
04:48
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We need a place for the kids to go,
So we can take a break
Not a break if we’re worried sick, so
We need a place that’s super safe
A Neverland, a perfect place
Tinkerbell with a parking lot
Grow up at the perfect pace
Get lost boys, but not too lost
We need a place for the kids to go
And it’s a training wheel city
With a code of conduct
Nerf version of the real world
A public place, private police force
Please force the riff-raff out
Take the kids into custody
No charges; just cuss ‘em out
They’ll cry “I’m so sorry mom
I’ll never shoplift again, I promise!”
Eat! Shop! Exercise!
People watch! Perfect size!
Play! Date! Moviepass!
Safe! Bright! Middle! Class!
We need a place for the kids to try
Pseudosex, petty crime,
Cigarettes, social lives
Make out, make up their minds
Find a new place where the kids are hip to
Hired guns, extra protection
We need a place where they think they’re alone
No! We know: they’re under surveillance!
Eat! Shop! Exercise!
People watch! Perfect size!
Play! Date! MoviePass!
Safe! Bright! Middle! Class!
And then a golden escalator took me up to a place
That looked like a combination ice skating rink
And video arcade; games from wall to wall,
Not a parent in sight
Kids of all kinds, sliding from side to side
While it rained tickets and tokens
It felt like we had
Unlimited continues, unlimited lives
Then surprise! The ice began to melt
Into a whirling, swirling vortex,
Short-circuiting the games,
Sucking us down the drain,
And as we spun around each other,
We groaned our growing pains
We’ve lost our place!
We need a place to go!
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Swim-up Bar
02:36
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Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
Stroke and kick
You can’t get there in a car
Sex is on the beach
The Arnold Palmies are on par
Pours are extra heavy
Liquor’s extra hard,
So designate a diver at the swim-up bar
The swimming pool is deep
Glasses also are
Bottom’s full of giant squid
And alligator gar
Lifeguards are off duty,
So it’s B.Y.O. G-U-A-R-D
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
The swim up to the swim-up
Is 1600 yards
Chips are super soggy,
And the pretzels also are
The B.A.C. 0.083
Is pumping through your heart
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
It’s raining free tequila
Joanne is slinging shots
Drinks are coming two-by-two,
And no one built an ark
The surface is on fire
From all the alcohol
Designate a diver at the swim-up bar
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Cool Mall Stroll
02:21
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It’s summertime hot; air conditioner’s broke
Get up to the mall
And do the Cool Mall Stroll
Whoa oh, Cool Mall Stroll
Can’t buy nothing at all
‘Cause all my friends are broke
Let’s get up to the mall
And do the Cool Mall Stroll
Swimming Suit Department said
All the pools are closed
Let’s get up to the mall
And do the Cool Mall Stroll
Whoa oh, Cool Mall Stroll
Let’s go. It’s hot. It’s SO HOT!
Summertime hot, air conditioner’s broke
Get up to the mall
And do the Cool Mall Stroll
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Belly Flop
02:22
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Sugar! I wanna see you dive
Little sugar glider, I wanna watch you glide
So spread your legs
And your other legs…so wide
Little sugar glider
On the high dive
Go to the pool, walk over to the diving board,
Climb each step up the ladder to the diving board
Step, step, hop off the end of the diving board,
And when you hit the water, sugar glider,
Super diver, do a belly...FLOP!
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Clothing Optional
03:37
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“Don’t Stop Believin’ ” is your go-to karaoke song
And it has been for years, but listen…
You can always change it, if you need to
And you don’t have to think
The ways you’ve always thought
About politics, religion, or romance
Just ‘cause those were the ways
You were always taught to think
You might think about getting a hobby
Maybe even quitting your job
You don’t to do the things that you have always done,
And you don’t have to be the one
You’ve always been
Just because you spent your whole life being them
It’s optional
Clothing! Optional!
Disrobing! Optional!
You don’t have to be a shopping mall anymore
You could be a righteous faith-healing mega-church
You don’t have to be a church forever, love
Someday you could be a concrete ruin
You wanna fit in?
Go to the fitting room!
You wanna change?
Go to the changing room!
And you don’t have to be a pool anymore, Pool
I think you could make a kick-ass skatepark
And when the skater kids grow up to be our politicians,
You could be graffiti-covered concrete ruins
You wanna fit in?
Go to the fitting room!
You wanna change?
Go to the changing room!
Clothing! Optional!
Disrobing! Optional!
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Submarine
02:34
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Joanne is not the gender that her body is
She doesn’t like the way her swimsuit doesn’t fit
What kind of swimsuit, thinks Joanne, should I invent
To feel cool at the pool when I go for a swim?
It needs a stainless steel tank that covers all my bits,
A little extra room for like two or three friends,
Periscope and ballast tanks and side-view vents
Damn, I want a swimming suit just like Joanne’s
Submarine, submarine, submarine
It’s a swimsuit and a submarine
Her gender non-conforming suit defines your confusion
A submarine suit that battles Russian collusion
In the deep, deep sea or in the kiddie pool
Joanne and her swimming suit are deeply cool
She don’t take shit off of giant squid
Torpedoes off the high dive, she can sink and swim
Parties at the bottom of the deepest end
Damn, I want a swimming suit just like Joanne’s
Submarine, submarine, submarine
It’s a swimsuit and a submarine
I want a swimming suit just like Joanne’s
I want a swimming suit; I want a submarine
I want a swimming suit, a swimsuit and a submarine
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Shop!
04:04
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Welcome to the infinite now
Where the only thing that matters
Is how you feel right now
Are you hungry? Thirsty? Insatiable…just bored?
A huddled mass of yearning
For more and more and more?
Instant satisfaction is just a click away
We’ve optimized the algorithm, simplified the game
We’ll feed you, get you off
We’ll quench and entertain
Inject you with contentment; you only have to pay
In this eternal present, now’s the only time
We’ve got the only thing you want: DESIRE!
We always stock your current size
It only costs the current price
Shop until you drop! Shop until you die!
Please ignore the worker at work behind the curtain
Ignore the world-destroying means
Of our product production
We single use our bottles; we single use our hands
Out of sight, out of mind, out of water, out of land
In this eternal present, now’s the only time
We’ve got only thing you want: DESIRE!
We always stock your current size
It only costs the current price
Shop until you drop! Shop until you die!
Shop until you drop, start to convulse
Keep shopping until you inflate, ignite…explode
Your shopper shopping body parts
Get splattered on the mall
Keep shopping ‘til your mallicules are nothing at all
Shop until you rot…decompose
Get slurped up by a worm; become a vegetable
You’re harvested and packaged
Shipped out to a shop
Where shoppers shop you up for energy
To shop and shop and shop and shop!
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Malled to Death
03:18
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Out on the highway,
Just a short drive from the center of town,
The mall decays
A swarm of cars has it surrounded
Anchors have fallen into the sea
They turn over, go under, go down
Up escalator, swinging a sickle,
Reaper comes harvesting stores that went down
They’ve been malled to death!
These bags are heavy
My fingers are cramping
My back is aching, and so is my head
Hours of shopping, walking, talking
Reading maps, reading ads, never ends
Infinite options broke window shoppers
Mall did us in, took us out, took us down
Up escalator, swinging that sickle,
Reaper comes harvesting souls that went down
We’ve been malled to death!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To commit the mall to the earth from which it came
Broken skylights, crushed terrazzo tile
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
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The Lifeguard
06:50
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The Lifeguard is not a woman; the Lifeguard is not a man
The Lifeguard is not David Hasselhoff or Pamela Anderson
The Lifeguard is not lotioning and oiling up there on the stand
The Lifeguard is off-duty, not working on the tan
The guard is no strong swimmer, won’t pass the brickin’ test
The Lifeguard won’t go in after you, revive you with a kiss
The Lifeguard will do no chest compressions,
Will do no rescue breaths
The Lifeguard is off-duty, so swim at your own risk!
No lifeguard is on duty, so swim at your own pace
The Lifeguard won’t ride paddleboards or jet-skis past the break
The Lifeguard won’t show up in court to be held to account,
Won’t listen while we plead the case for everyone who drowned
That lifeguard must be busy, not giving shits or damns
Maybe on vacation? Maybe on the can?
Fa-fa-fa-fa psycho killer... What is that? What is this?
The Lifeguard is off duty, so swim at your own risk!
Did the Lifeguard see it coming, that dark night in the pool,
When you did the worst thing ever or had it done to you?
Did the Lifeguard leave the lights out, out of malice or neglect?
Did the Lifeguard let it happen, make it happen, forget?
How every time I jack-knifed, I’d look up toward the stand
To watch the Lifeguard watch me drowning in the deepest end
And I would feel so guilty for days and days on end,
‘Cause I wasn’t like the Lifeguard I saw living in my head
Is the Lifeguard like the water in the pool and in the blood?
A dark cloud raining acid on the just and the unjust?
The injustice of what just is has no face and has no name
The lifeguard just goes on and on like an ever-breaking wave
The Lifeguard, the Lifeguard
You are the Lifeguard
Alive
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10. |
Memall
04:29
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"Beautiful Dreamer” was the song you’d sing to wake me up
In your nylon wind suit, perfect makeup, perfect hair
Load up the hand weights in the Oldsmobile 88
5:00 in the morning any given Saturday
You didn’t have much, Memall
Still you’d call and say
Let’s take a walk through the mall,
And while we walk, let’s window shop,
And while we window shop, let’s talk about it all
All you want…and when you’re gone,
I’ll come back to the mall and get you
Everything you want
I’ll get it all
I’ll get you everything you want
Everything you want
Silver Surfer action figure
Red Five X-Wing Lego set
Nintendo 64 with all the games
A Pride Rock Polly Pocket
A baby sister from your parents
Disneyland with all expenses paid
You and I were both kids those days
Running up the escalator the wrong way
Getting in our laps and cutting up
Mickey D’s black coffee, and Orange Julius
I miss you so much, Memall...
So I still go up there some days
And take a walk through the mall,
And while I walk, I window shop,
And while I window shop, I think about it all
All you want…now that you’re gone
I’ll come back to the mall to get you
Everything you want
I’ll get it all
I’ll get you everything you want
Everything you want
A manicure, a makeover
A stack of steamy romance novels
The nicest gloves that Isotoner makes
Two pet turtles, just one name
The Precious Moments figurines
Casino trip with all expenses paid
New hand weights, new walking shoes
The buffest bod with all the moves
All five senses never go away
A kind and hunky second husband
Great-great-grandkids, lots of lovin’
Us mall-walkin’ every single day...
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